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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>MY NAME IS SEBASTIAN VANTAS AND I AM KARKAT’S GOD DAMN FATHER. I AM KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU FUCKING KIDS.</description><title>♋ DON'T DO DRUGS. ♋</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @crabbycustomer)</generator><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>SOMETIMES I GO ON THIS FUCKING SITE AND FIND MY SON.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2k1sekakj1r78xnoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;SOMETIMES I GO ON THIS FUCKING SITE AND FIND MY SON.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/21217886536</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/21217886536</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 12:56:00 -0500</pubDate><category>OMEGLE</category></item><item><title>!OOC POST! </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Crabdad needs a new name.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When Crabdad was first made, there were no other canon Homestuck characters named Sebastian.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now there are.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So NEW Crabdad needs a new first name.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Any suggestions?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Keep in mind he is Indian/Puerto Rican.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/21199272455</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/21199272455</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 00:36:00 -0500</pubDate><category>homestuck</category><category>crabdad</category><category>name</category><category>ooc</category></item><item><title>I WAS YOUNG ONCE.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m184yulO2H1r8aacfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I WAS YOUNG ONCE.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/19685500100</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/19685500100</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 12:49:01 -0500</pubDate><category>PIC</category><category>CRABDAD</category><category>ME</category></item><item><title>senorsebthepirateking:

more Crabdad doodles at the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15dwurnqu1r8aacfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://senorsebthepirateking.tumblr.com/post/19583964699/more-crabdad-doodles-at-the-laundromat-with-a"&gt;senorsebthepirateking&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;more Crabdad doodles at the laundromat &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;with a guest appearance by Goatdad and then Goatdad in drag. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;!OOC!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More previews of what’s to come.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/19584624157</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/19584624157</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 15:06:04 -0500</pubDate><category>ooc post</category><category>preview</category></item><item><title>senorsebthepirateking:

so today at the laundromat I drew...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m13rorggmX1r8aacfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://senorsebthepirateking.tumblr.com/post/19539825121/so-today-at-the-laundromat-i-drew-crabdad-a-few"&gt;senorsebthepirateking&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so today at the laundromat I drew Crabdad a few times&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GOOFY PREVIEW OF CRABDAD SHIT TO COME.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PS:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;This is an OOC post. Just wanted to show you guys we haven’t forgotten Crabdad.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/19580553328</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/19580553328</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 13:37:40 -0500</pubDate><category>ooc post</category><category>kinda</category></item><item><title>OOC POST!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hey all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just wanted to give you a quick update on things.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A few months ago I mentioned that I was dealing with a few deaths in the family. Things are getting better now, but I had to withdraw from school because of it. The stress and pain from losing so many family members in a short time (and on my birthday of all days) was just too much. I was slipping in classes, and the only way to save my GPA and recover (both academically and mentally) was to drop out for the semester.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So now I am working a LOT. Not only my 39.5 hour week, but also taking care of stuff outside of that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We recently caught a stray kitten who we took care of (separate from our cats of course) and when we took her to the vet, we found out she was VERY sick and had FIV (cat version of HIV). We had to put her down, and any pet owner would understand how hard that is.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BUT!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seb (my boyfriend, NOT Crabdad) and I are probably going to work on some Crabdad stuff soon. He&amp;#8217;ll probably start drawing him more. I&amp;#8217;m trying to encourage him to bring in Gamzee and Goatdad.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#8217;ve got a lot going on, but Crabdad is a fun thing that I have always enjoyed, it&amp;#8217;s just sometimes real life problems get in the way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you for understanding.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/19580444578</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/19580444578</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 13:34:00 -0500</pubDate><category>crabdad</category><category>ooc post</category></item><item><title>KARKAT IS MAKING A LOT OF NOISE ABOUT THE CARDS. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;SON IF IT ISN&amp;#8217;T &amp;#8220;COOL&amp;#8221; JUST FUCKING MAKE IT COOL, GOD DAMN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EVERYONE FUCKING LOVES CANDY AND BABY ANIMALS.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/17280587791</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/17280587791</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:46:05 -0600</pubDate><category>VALENTINES DAY</category><category>I THINK HE IS JUST NERVOUS ABOUT GIVING IT TO HIS LITTLE CRUSHES</category><category>HE HAS SO MANY FUCKING CRUSHES</category></item><item><title>VALENTINE'S DAY.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I BOUGHT KARKAT VALENTINE CARDS FOR HIS CLASS WITH CANDY AND SHIT. THEY HAD SOME PRETTY FUCKING SWEET BATMAN ONES, BUT I WENT WITH THE KITTEN AND PUPPY ONES.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCKING EVERYONE LIKES KITTENS AND PUPPIES. CAN&amp;#8217;T GO WRONG WITH THAT SHIT.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THEY&amp;#8217;VE GOT CANDY ON THEM AND EVERYTHING. HE&amp;#8217;LL BE THE FUCKING VALENTINE&amp;#8217;S DAY HERO.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/17279161288</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/17279161288</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:21:42 -0600</pubDate><category>VALENTINES DAY</category><category>WATCH OUT LITTLE ROMEO COMING THROUGH</category></item><item><title>OOC POST.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So why am I reviving Crabdad but still deciding the fate of Unistuck?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Unistuck is fucking huge. There are a lot more characters and a lot more going on. Crabdad is easy and casual. I can update it with random crap and not feel overwhelmed about it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can understand being disappointed if you liked Unistuck more, but please keep in mind I am only human and I have a lot of things I need to do aside from fandom. I enjoy fandom, but I don&amp;#8217;t have a lot of time to spare for it. Crabdad is something I can put a little time in and it&amp;#8217;s still really fun.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/16467420446</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/16467420446</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:12:32 -0600</pubDate><category>crabdad</category><category>homestuck</category><category>unistuck</category><category>ooc</category></item><item><title>WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;BAKING.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A LOT.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ESPECIALLY PIES.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/16466940479</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/16466940479</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:58:13 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>THAT'S RIGHT.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;YOUR FUCKING PARENTS KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERNET TOO.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND I&amp;#8217;M NOT ONE OF THOSE DUMBFUCK PARENTS. HOW THE FUCK I MAKE THIS FACEBOOK MACHINE WORK? NOPE. NOT ME. I GOT THIS SHIT DOWN FUCKING PAT.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOU KNOW I GOT MY SHIT STRAIGHT WHEN I&amp;#8217;M ON FUCKING TUMBLR. DAMN. THIS IS LIKE THE FUCKING SECRET GARDEN OF INTERNET BULLSHIT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KIDS LIKE SPACE SO MUCH.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NO WHERE TO HIDE, SON.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/16466624072</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/16466624072</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:48:32 -0600</pubDate><category>THIS IS WHERE EXTRA SHIT GOES</category><category>LIKE OPINIONS</category><category>SPACE ISN'T THAT FUCKING GREAT</category></item><item><title>KARKAT FUCKING LOVED THE SHIT OUT OF COWBOYS. WORE THIS SHIT FOR...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyd20cdFby1qiwc3go1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;KARKAT FUCKING LOVED THE SHIT OUT OF COWBOYS. WORE THIS SHIT FOR WEEKS STRAIGHT WHEN HE WAS LITTLE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOOK HOW FUCKING ADORABLE HE IS. I’VE GOT A COPY IN MY WALLET. THERE ISN’T A GRANDMA OR GROCERY STORE CLERK WHO HASN’T SEEN THIS SHIT.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/16466232263</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/16466232263</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:36:12 -0600</pubDate><category>KARKAT</category><category>PIC</category><category>LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS CHILD</category></item><item><title>IMPORTANT UNISTUCK STUFF.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unistuck.tumblr.com/post/16412860844"&gt;unistuck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t keep up with Unistuck. It’s too big and I have too much going on. Aside from the recent deaths in the family and the family problems that followed, I am focusing a majority of my attention on school, work, and my relationship.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So there are a few options I have here with Unistuck. The main two being I could close down Unistuck or I could hand it over to someone else.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now before everyone gets all excited over the possibility of inheriting Unistuck, keep in mind I’m not going to give it to just anyone who offers. You could be the kindest and most dedicated person in the world, but if you don’t have a knack for the writing style of Unistuck, then you won’t cut it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, before people start offering, please realize I haven’t made it official that I am giving up Unistuck. I have to decide first that would be the best option. If I can be convinced that it would be a good idea, then I will open up applications for people. Until then &lt;strong&gt;ALL OFFERS WILL BE IGNORED.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What would you like to see happen with Unistuck?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/16412885834</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/16412885834</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:21:36 -0600</pubDate><category>unistuck</category></item><item><title>OOC POST: Postponed for a while.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There were a few deaths in the family, and some family problems following that, so I will not be able to dedicate time to this blog or my other fandom related blogs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you for understanding.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/15059131475</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/15059131475</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:33:24 -0600</pubDate><category>ooc</category></item><item><title>OOC POST.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Seb is designing new Crabdad pictures and stuff.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And I&amp;#8217;m trying to figure out what Crabdad&amp;#8217;s job will be now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ICON IS FOR REASONS.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/14996461717</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/14996461717</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:41:00 -0600</pubDate><category>ooc</category></item><item><title>OOC POST.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Expect a lot of these for a short time, dang.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NEW Crabdad is probably going to be a merge of old Crabdad and tumblr user formally known as Failuretoland&amp;#8217;s Crabdad. With possible guest appearances from his Humanstuck Karkat, Gamzee, and Goatdad. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Might do fan adventure style, or family album style, or just experiment with fun stuff. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/14817594606</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/14817594606</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 12:04:59 -0600</pubDate><category>ooc</category></item><item><title>OOC POST.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;This is &lt;strong&gt;Schim&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#8217;s new source for Homestuck stuff.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Keep in mind this blog in an RP blog, but RPing might not start for a while. At some point I will make a Homestuck reblog/fandom related sub-blog, that is apart from this blog for those of you who do not want to follow an RP blog.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Everything is on hold for now. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Unistuck and other AUs are attached to this blog and have NOT been deleted with my old blog. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND EXPECT A WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF CAPS AND FUCKS WHEN CRABDAD ACTUALLY STARTS TO FUCKING RP BECAUSE GOD DAMN THAT MAN HAS A MOUTH ON HIM.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/14816657505</link><guid>http://crabbycustomer.tumblr.com/post/14816657505</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 11:40:00 -0600</pubDate><category>ooc</category></item></channel></rss>
